Crappy Christmas - Hope all your presents are shit! Crappy Christmas - And a shit new year! It's Christmas - Let's get Shitfaced! Merry Christmas - Sorry about the shit card!
Merry Christmas - Sorry I could only afford a shit present I don't usually give a shit... - But for you it seems the perfect gift... Merry Christmas Dreaming of a shite Christmas? Just for you... - I made it myself Crappy Christmas - Hope Santa brings you a sack load of shit!