To order, click on any of the cards on the entire range, christmas, birthday, anniversary + valentines or other occasions pages. This will give you a better look at the card and a chance to add one or more to your shopping basket. When you've bagged enough shit, confirm or amend your order via the Shopping Basket link. Please pay by credit card via Pay Pal's secure site. Your cards will be posted as soon as your payment has been cleared.

Crap Cards are a new and original range of greetings cards produced by Funky Dad. Since 1989, we have been involved in all types of shit, mostly of the sonic variety. Ouch albums, film soundtracks, audiobooks and sound editing all form part of our portfolio. But with our latest venture, we aim to convince the giftware industry that shit is the new black....

To date our only retail outlet is Malarkey in Brighton, UK. If you too have a shit sense of humour and we can dump some of our crap in your shop, contact us for payment terms or simply order online.